12 May 2012

Things That Are True - List the Fourth

Ten Things I'd Really Rather Not Say Again Ever But Which Will Probably Escape From My Lips Within Ten Minutes of Writing Them Here:

  • Please use your fork, not your fingers.
  • Stop picking your nose.
  • Too loud!
  • Please don't touch things that don't belong to you.
  • Please don't hit [insert random noun here].
  • What happens when you don't listen?
  • Please don't wave things right in my face.
  • No, you may not have my [insert random food noun here].
  • No finger guns at the table.
  • Chew your food and swallow it, then speak.

You may conclude from the above that breakfast was a little more challenging than usual this morning.

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